<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2675121052862797202</id><updated>2012-02-16T17:43:59.123-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Letters to the Editor</title><subtitle type='html'>i work for a publishing house in admin and acquisitions. if nothing else, this job has taught me that there are a lot of sad cases out there. here are some tidbits from mail, email, editorial submissions, etc. i did no editing, so they include all original errors and typos. enjoy.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>eBridesMaid</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01264759410359158871</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cSCXNPzCZDw/TiubV84QMbI/AAAAAAAAAFM/Wdixy9d3E4g/s220/mywebface.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>25</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2675121052862797202.post-5046138940724448053</id><published>2009-06-01T10:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-01T10:31:43.991-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Phoenix</title><content type='html'>Dear Sis. Nappa,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the midst of a trouble spirit and a searching heart. I write this correspondence to you in the hope and faith that I shall find compassion and divine favour with you. For many years, I believed that I was on course spiritually. I then read Haggai 1:5-7 (I receive social security disability benefits). The reality of “missing the mark” reduced me to uncontrollable tears. At this moment in my life, I feel so totally alone, confused, and uncertain. I’ve come to the realization that my life is in absolute chaos. From the deep recesses of my mind, soul, and spirit; I have no doubt that as the Phoenix bird, I shall arise from the ashes. Forgiving others as well as myself is vital on my journey back to the place where my heartsong will be: “My soul, is one of a desert, my unquenchable thirst found an oasis of faith”. Would you be the oasis where I find needed refuge for my spirit? In my season of brokenness, I come to you just as I am. Searching for a drink of your living water of knowledge and wisdom to flow through me. Would you sow a seed of your newest insightful and timeless book entitled: ____ into my life? With your assistance, I can pick up the broken pieces of my life and place them at the feet of God. Help me discover and experience the Potter’s Touch. Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to read my correspondence and request.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On the Potter’s Wheel,&lt;br /&gt;_____&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2675121052862797202-5046138940724448053?l=crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/feeds/5046138940724448053/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/06/phoenix.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/5046138940724448053'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/5046138940724448053'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/06/phoenix.html' title='The Phoenix'/><author><name>eBridesMaid</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01264759410359158871</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cSCXNPzCZDw/TiubV84QMbI/AAAAAAAAAFM/Wdixy9d3E4g/s220/mywebface.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2675121052862797202.post-6926533257400307538</id><published>2009-05-11T16:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-11T16:29:10.125-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Saint Dymphna Part 5</title><content type='html'>What is Confidence? In the joyful mysteries it is no illusion &amp; a vessel of beauty lit w/ the consciousness of the light of the Torah &amp; a listening heart. In the luminous mysteries it is to be born again in the kingdom of beatitude of soul stripped of veils of vanity w/ a quatrefoil of glory as pinnacle of law &amp; prophesy. And no illusion in action or temptation, in both sets it is accord w/ creation &amp; destruction. Then Jesus + Mary have confidence in your messiah consiousness.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Marcion the docetic scholar of the 2nd century discerned in Pauls writings a heavenly father Jesus related to of mercy + love. Not the heavenly father &amp; tradition of strict constructionism, vengence &amp; draconian messenthropic injustice. A tradition which has survived to this day &amp; given us a Hitler &amp; a holocost; abortion &amp; the spread of AIDS; Jack Ruby &amp; Lee H. Oswald. Marcion is a heretic w/ 2 gods, but the problem won’t go away w/ the church preaching right to life &amp; Mary shilling mass murder in a deluge of fire for the big boy at Akita, Japan. While the rest of Christendumb licks its chops when the phallic minds in savage glory down-size 85% of the worlds population to a sustainable oiless economy in an end-times confabulated clap-trap of Jesus in complicity w/ an armagedon. Who has 2 gods? Who’s a heretic? Let’s go up to Mabel’s room. The heavenly father &amp; tradition doesn’t have the time talent &amp; resources for the salvation, one-at-a-time for 7 billion stonechildre on earth every generation. According to this eskeetes of rosary + the cross. Let the buyer beware of what the read agenda is w/ erezats of a cross &amp; cut off rosary, let him fear the Lord(s)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2675121052862797202-6926533257400307538?l=crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/feeds/6926533257400307538/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/05/saint-dymphna-part-5.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/6926533257400307538'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/6926533257400307538'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/05/saint-dymphna-part-5.html' title='Saint Dymphna Part 5'/><author><name>eBridesMaid</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01264759410359158871</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cSCXNPzCZDw/TiubV84QMbI/AAAAAAAAAFM/Wdixy9d3E4g/s220/mywebface.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2675121052862797202.post-6577560761078787636</id><published>2009-05-05T13:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-05T14:00:36.887-07:00</updated><title type='text'>VERY DISMAYED</title><content type='html'>To Whom It May Concern:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have been reading the last [issue], and was VERY DISMAYED to find an advertisement for the __________ Bible. Now I am not unhappy about the bible, but the picture that was in the add, specifically of the woman. As a woman, who works as a marriage and family therapist for a pregnancy crisis center, I DAILY work with sex abuse, addictions and pornography issues. As a woman involved in church on a leadership level, and who has had deep discussions (with men and women) of what and how men think and see women, sex, and the sexualization of our country, and just how damaging sexual addictions can be for men AND women – I WAS VERY DISMAYED to see the add with what looked to me like an attractive woman, wearing a white loose fitting shirt, bra-less with the outline of a nipple showing through the shirt (handily right above the bible – isn’t that nice??)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PLEASE, PLEASE consider what you are placing in your magazine – and for a BIBLE no less?? I hope that it would be your wish to not be a stumbling block to christen me and women who might have problems of this nature, and you will carefully consider the pictures that are published in your magazine.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;After much communication and study, our editors came to the conclusion that this particular Nipple-Gate simply did not exist. What was she looking for exactly, I wonder?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2675121052862797202-6577560761078787636?l=crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/feeds/6577560761078787636/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/05/very-dismayed.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/6577560761078787636'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/6577560761078787636'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/05/very-dismayed.html' title='VERY DISMAYED'/><author><name>eBridesMaid</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01264759410359158871</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cSCXNPzCZDw/TiubV84QMbI/AAAAAAAAAFM/Wdixy9d3E4g/s220/mywebface.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2675121052862797202.post-4166733520417993675</id><published>2009-05-05T13:57:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-05T13:57:49.230-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Christians and Alcohol</title><content type='html'>___________ had a well-written and interesting article in a recent  __________________. In the article, _____ started by saying, “I’ve recently become deeply concerned over what appears to be a trend toward drinking among young church leaders.” By leaders he was referring to preachers. _________’s article is one that is worth reading. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Drinking is not a new problem. Noah was the first that we have record of to drink and get drunk. There are many references in the Bible that tell us not to get drunk. But the question that is asked is: “Is it O.K. for a Christian to drink alcohol?” and that question is usually tagged with the thought that, “Well, they drank wine in the Bible.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The question and thought presuppose that wine in the Bible always had an alcoholic content. It also says the ancients were such dummies that they knew of no way to preserve grape juice without it fermenting. If they couldn’t figure that out, then I guess that means that the pyramids had to have been built by aliens from outer space. It is truly a wonder that man ever progressed to his brilliance of the 21st century. By the way, does anyone really think that when Jesus turned water into wine that it was fermented? Can one really think and believe that Jesus would have made something, and so much of it, that could actually hurt people?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Is there no other drink than alcohol around to drink? What good will come from drinking alcohol? Attend an AA meeting and hear all the good stories they have about alcohol. If drinking alcohol is O.K., when does it become bad? In other words, which drink of alcohol makes drinking alcohol bad? Brief hint: no alcoholic or drunk ever became that way without the first drink!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A Scotsman was seen by his wife, taking a shirt from the closet to the window to put in the sunlight to check to see if the shirt was clean enough to wear again. She spoke to her husband and said, “If it’s doubtful, it’s dirty!”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wise words for anytime a choice is necessary.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2675121052862797202-4166733520417993675?l=crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/feeds/4166733520417993675/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/05/christians-and-alcohol.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/4166733520417993675'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/4166733520417993675'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/05/christians-and-alcohol.html' title='Christians and Alcohol'/><author><name>eBridesMaid</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01264759410359158871</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cSCXNPzCZDw/TiubV84QMbI/AAAAAAAAAFM/Wdixy9d3E4g/s220/mywebface.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2675121052862797202.post-4539515251049903101</id><published>2009-04-29T09:50:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-29T09:54:45.232-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The “Celebration” of Charles Darwin’s 200th Birthday</title><content type='html'>I know several people who believe that God specially created man and woman in His image, doing exactly as the Genesis account describes (Genesis 1:26-31 and Genesis 2:7-23). These “several” belong to the group who says that the Genesis account, the biblical account, of creation is NOT affiliated with evolution---period. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On the other hand, I also know people who believe that “The species man was not specially created but is merely, in a long chain of evolutionary changes of forms of life, the last link, made in the likeness not of God but of nothing so much as an ape” (Baier 315). These evolutionists belong to the group who recently “celebrated” Charles Darwin’s 200th birthday, since Darwin was born in 1809. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Although both groups claim that their respective position is authenticated---at least implied---by evidence, these two positions are diametrical (“the biblical account of creation is not affiliated with evolution---period”). Therefore, both cannot be right. In other words if X and Y are contrapositions, both cannot be right: if they are opposites and X is true, then Y is false; but if Y is true, then X is false. Likewise if the biblical account of creation is true, then evolution is false. Or if evolution is true, then the biblical account is false. So in order to determine via implication and inference (things imply and people infer) which position is true---or which one better explains humankind’s origin in view of the evidence---let’s examine the fossil record, the atom, and the human conscience. &lt;br /&gt;Evolution is characterized by an evolutionary “advantage” and moving upright on two legs is NOT an advantage over moving on all fours (quadrupedal). In fact, the locomotion of an ape (“bent sharply forward” on four legs) is a lot easier, faster, and more efficient than humankind’s bipedal movement (two legs). Further, unlike a chimpanzee, a human being is not able to move via jumping from tree to tree without going to the ground. Tarzan and Spider-Man are not representative of humankind as such. So since the quadrupedal movement (four legs) of a monkey (ape) is more efficient (“advantage”) than the bipedal gait of a human being---meaning humankind should have evolved to become quadrupedal instead of an ape (monkey) evolving to move upright on two legs (bipedal) until it becomes human-like (Oktar)---this “disadvantage” (two legs/bipedal) suggests why there is no transitional fossil in the fossil record from quadrupedal movement (four legs) to bipedal (two legs) of the “ape-like human.”  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Since evolution is false, why “celebrate” the 200th birthday of someone (Darwin) whose myth should be (now) “ranked the greatest deceit in the history of science”?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2675121052862797202-4539515251049903101?l=crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/feeds/4539515251049903101/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/04/celebration-of-charles-darwins-200th.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/4539515251049903101'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/4539515251049903101'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/04/celebration-of-charles-darwins-200th.html' title='The “Celebration” of Charles Darwin’s 200th Birthday'/><author><name>eBridesMaid</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01264759410359158871</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cSCXNPzCZDw/TiubV84QMbI/AAAAAAAAAFM/Wdixy9d3E4g/s220/mywebface.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2675121052862797202.post-2821186880359995016</id><published>2009-04-08T14:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-08T14:23:50.703-07:00</updated><title type='text'>COMPELLING WORDS FOR OUR TIME</title><content type='html'>“FOR WOE TO”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FOR WOE TO our radio stations in Milwaukee and across our country.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FOR WOE TO our churches in Milwaukee and across our country.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FOR WOE TO His Body here in Milwaukee and across our country. For failing to see Satan’s children made in the image of God, the very children Christ died for, the way He sees them. For Jesus knows, just as Satan does, there are only His New Children and Satan’s children in the world.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FOR WOE TO those who want to pass laws, to legislate a morality outwardly. Yet, are too afraid to speak His Truth to Satan’s children in the world, of who they really are and whose. For they do not love Satan’s children enough, with Christ’s Love, to tell them the Truth. That they might turn to His Cross to die in Christ and be Born Again, to live with a new morality in their hearts not of the Law, but of the Spirit as His New Children.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FOR WOE TO us for the blood of Satan’s children is on our hands because of our failure, in Christ’s Love, to use the whole Bible to reach them with the life- and heart-changing Gospel of Jesus Christ. For Jesus died for all their sins, as well as for ours; and as the second Adam, He dealt fully with the heredity of our sine at the Cross. So all who come there to die in Christ could now change fathers and families, forever. To be born of God within (Born Again), to be a new creation in Christ as one of His New Children with “His” life in them, as “their” life. In this, Christ dealt with the “heart” of the issue in Love, while we are far more concerned by the surface actions of Satan’s children. Jesus offers to change their “hearts,” thus their lives and actions forever at the Cross, just as He did for us. For WOE to us if we fail to see “rightly,” the way Jesus sees us, so we can see Satan’s children “rightly” in Him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SATAN’S CHILDREN’S SITUATION SEEN IN SCRIPTURE BEFORE A HOLY AND RIGHTEOUS GOD, RELAY HIS COMPELLING WORDS FOR OUR TIME.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2675121052862797202-2821186880359995016?l=crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/feeds/2821186880359995016/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/04/compelling-words-for-our-time.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/2821186880359995016'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/2821186880359995016'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/04/compelling-words-for-our-time.html' title='COMPELLING WORDS FOR OUR TIME'/><author><name>eBridesMaid</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01264759410359158871</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cSCXNPzCZDw/TiubV84QMbI/AAAAAAAAAFM/Wdixy9d3E4g/s220/mywebface.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2675121052862797202.post-5085379507319978073</id><published>2009-03-30T08:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-30T08:56:05.564-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Some Quotes</title><content type='html'>Dear Editor,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Over the past two years, I have posted sign messages on our church sign. I have a few original messages I wanted to present to you for fillers in any future issues of your magazine:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“If you settle for the status quo then you have no place to grow.”&lt;br /&gt;“Haunted by your past? God isn’t scared.”&lt;br /&gt;“If God is your co-pilot then you have control issues.”&lt;br /&gt;“Satan’s bait is in thinking you’ll never get caught.”&lt;br /&gt;“The Bible is God’s Positioning System”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hope these can be useful to you and can share with your readers as short inspirational bursts of encouragement.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2675121052862797202-5085379507319978073?l=crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/feeds/5085379507319978073/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/03/some-quotes.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/5085379507319978073'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/5085379507319978073'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/03/some-quotes.html' title='Some Quotes'/><author><name>eBridesMaid</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01264759410359158871</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cSCXNPzCZDw/TiubV84QMbI/AAAAAAAAAFM/Wdixy9d3E4g/s220/mywebface.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2675121052862797202.post-6229742082535862460</id><published>2009-03-30T08:54:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-30T08:54:45.561-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Dear ministry Part 2</title><content type='html'>Please intercede and pray FERVENTLY and daily the following prayer request for the SALVATION of the person mentioned. Please intercede and pray “AGONIZINGLY” For the SALVATION, true-blue conversion to CHRIST, and total DELIVERANCES (from ALL MANNER of SATANIC/DEMONIC/EVIL/WICKED/SINFUL BONDAGES!) of __________!!!&lt;br /&gt;SALVATION&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Prayer: Father, I ask the Lord of the harvest to thrust the laborer into his path, a laborer To share Your Gospel in a special way so that he/she will listen and understand It. As Your laborer ministers to him, I believe that he will come to his senses…Come out of the snare of the devil who has held him captive and make Jesus the Lord of his life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your Word says that You will deliver those for whom we intercede, who are not Innocent, through the cleanness of our hands. I’m standing on You Word, and From this moment on, Father, I shall praise You and thank You for his salvation. I have committed this matter into You Hands and with my faith I see __________ saved, filled with Your Holy Spirit, with a full and clear knowledge of Your Word Amen – so be it!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2675121052862797202-6229742082535862460?l=crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/feeds/6229742082535862460/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/03/dear-ministry-part-2.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/6229742082535862460'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/6229742082535862460'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/03/dear-ministry-part-2.html' title='Dear ministry Part 2'/><author><name>eBridesMaid</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01264759410359158871</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cSCXNPzCZDw/TiubV84QMbI/AAAAAAAAAFM/Wdixy9d3E4g/s220/mywebface.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2675121052862797202.post-8087014921357450142</id><published>2009-03-24T08:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-24T08:04:29.590-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Some Jokes</title><content type='html'>Where do you want to go when you put a Chicken in a Car? Chic-car-go&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Don Rickels to a Doorman opening his taxi door at the Americana Hotel: “You’re looking very well, since your last Hystorectomy.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why did the Football Coach go into the Bank? To get his Quarter Back.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why did the Cookie got to he ER? Because it was feeling Crummy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why did the Computer go to the ER? ‘Cause it caught a Virus. Or the Mother who went to the ER saying: ‘Doctor, Doctor, my Child Swollowed a whole roll of Exposed Film. And the Internist said: ‘Don’t Panic, Mother. Let’s wait and see what Develop es. Or the Diabetic have his leg amputated. But they took off the wrong leg. Discovereing their mistake He was rushed back to the OR and the other leg taken off. But he couldn’t sue them. Because he didn’t have a leg to stand on. When someone goes to the Dentist, I always say: “I hope you don’t have a boreing time at the Dentist’s. What’s the name of the new Medicaid Dentist in Town? He’s Dr. Phil McKavity. Or the Woman who gave birth to a Child w/no arms, legs, or body; just a head. “don’t worry,” the Doctors said, “by the time he’s 12 we’ll have him playing Stickball w/ the other Kids’. Sure enough he’s out there when a drunken drive kills him. That night at the wake his Mom looks down in the casket and murmers: “Sonny, you should’ev quite while you are A-Head.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hands are nice, You have them twice.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A Priest seeing visions of Jesus asked Him: “Which of my sins has most offended You? Jesus assured him: because he was sorry and reformed his life they were no more Remembered by Him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When is a Dog’s Tail, not a Dog’s Tail? When ifs A-Wagg-in&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why did they take all the Trees out from around the White House? To make room for the Big Bush. Why does Billy Clinton wear Jockey Shorts? To keep his ankels warm. Or what’s his favorite musical instruement? The Harm-Monika and his daughter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can’t make a silk purse out of a sows ears, but you can make one out of Mulberry Leaves. Or what do you get when you cross a Jerry Buttafuco with a Harvard degree? Maybe a Ted Kennedy?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Did you hear about the Accountant who was such an Amateur He abscounded with Accounts Payable instead of Accounts Receivable?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What the difference between: Israel and an Israelite? Israel means to rule and contend with God like Jacob. While an Israelite is a Person with less calories in the process.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Or what did the Ancient Serian Greeks try to do after dark? They tried to turn down the Israelits. A famous Jewish Put Down: “May a TrollyCar grow in your Pimpic. (belly button)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What’s the definition of Irish Diplomacy? When you tell some one to go to Hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip, that’s Irish Diplomacy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A man told me he was an Only Child. So only, he said that his Imaginary Friend and Pet Rock would only play with the kids across the Street.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And from a little boy in Mt. Vernon: “Mr. how do you catch a Squirel? You climb up a tree and act like a Nut. (you be the Squirrel and I be the Nut, Mr.)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2675121052862797202-8087014921357450142?l=crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/feeds/8087014921357450142/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/03/some-jokes.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/8087014921357450142'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/8087014921357450142'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/03/some-jokes.html' title='Some Jokes'/><author><name>eBridesMaid</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01264759410359158871</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cSCXNPzCZDw/TiubV84QMbI/AAAAAAAAAFM/Wdixy9d3E4g/s220/mywebface.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2675121052862797202.post-456665523254908103</id><published>2009-03-16T08:49:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-16T08:49:56.511-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Some Historical Findings</title><content type='html'>Israeli Scientist Discovers Global Economic Crisis Encoded in the Old Testament&lt;br /&gt;Israeli researcher ____________ has found more than a dozen encoded Hebrew sentences in the Old Testament that include causes of the crisis, affirm its global extent, and mention a number of its effects.&lt;br /&gt;“Such a high rate of discovery would not be possible unless the text had been encoded,” _________noted. “While one can occasionally find an extension to a ‘code’ from any Hebrew text, this does not happen often, and when it does, frequently the content is utterly mysterious or sheer nonsense.”&lt;br /&gt;In each code, the Hebrew letters are equally spaced within the literal text. For example, suppose that “credit crises” appeared in Job, picking up every tenth letter from the text. _________ then looked at the string of letters one would obtain by picking up every tenth letter before and after the original search term.&lt;br /&gt;The content of the extended codes includes more than a dozen causes of the crisis. For example, one reads, “A credit crisis of my houses that will be numerous.” Another reads, “Destruction befits the financial market,” implying that current problems are due to excessive greed and inappropriate practices. Further, some codes affirm its global extent and detail its pain (“My plague is the interest rate.”) and dismay (“Where is the dream of the financial market?”).&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2675121052862797202-456665523254908103?l=crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/feeds/456665523254908103/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/03/some-historical-findings.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/456665523254908103'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/456665523254908103'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/03/some-historical-findings.html' title='Some Historical Findings'/><author><name>eBridesMaid</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01264759410359158871</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cSCXNPzCZDw/TiubV84QMbI/AAAAAAAAAFM/Wdixy9d3E4g/s220/mywebface.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2675121052862797202.post-5351716364113212332</id><published>2009-03-16T08:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-16T08:49:10.979-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Some Scientific Findings</title><content type='html'>Man’s “issue (ejaculation) contains “seed” (or, in our language, “sperms”), Leviticus 15:32), 1490 B.C., as does the woman, whose “egg” or “ovum: is also described as “her seed” (genesis 3:15), 4000 B.C., which and “in sorrow (labor) thou shalt bring forth children” (Genesis 4:16), which Antonie van Leewenhoek (1632-1723), discovered, as second hand information, under the scrutiny of the microscope that led to our correct understanding of the role of both the male sperm and the female egg in human reproduction.&lt;br /&gt;As for the movements of the heavens (including the Earth, Sun, Moon), God has left it for man to determine their prices movements in space: “and God LET (allow or permit) them to be for signs (eclipses, phases, etc.), and for (determining) season, and for (measuring) days, and (calculating) years” (Genesis 1:14), 4000 B.c.&lt;br /&gt;Manned space flights are not inconsistent with Holy Writ. Moses, some 3450 years ago, spoke about space travel, as found in Deuteronomy 34:4: “If any of thine be driven out to the uttermost of heave, from thence will the Lord thy God gather thee, and from then will be fetch thee.” (UFO abductions, if true, may be implied here also!) SIDE NOTE: words imply force, as in abduction! or may refer to space “driven” spacecrafts, lost in space, which will be brought back.&lt;br /&gt;the orginal story is NOW being denied, but so did WITNESSES who SAW THE GOLD PLATES of The Book of Mormon, contrary to their original Testimony! PEOPLE WILL OFTEN BOW UNDER PRESSURE OR BRIBERY!&lt;br /&gt;The curvature of space is alluded to by the Psalmist, who spoke of God that “bowed (bent!) the heavens” (Psalm 18:9), VIA GLOBULAR POWER, evident in the globular sun, earth, moon, and stars; not to mention rain drops, bubbles; and the circular orbits of planets, electrons, and even ripples of water (created by falling rain drops)! 1050 B.C. [My Hula Hoop Model proves circular orbits can appear elliptical]&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2675121052862797202-5351716364113212332?l=crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/feeds/5351716364113212332/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/03/some-scientific-findings.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/5351716364113212332'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/5351716364113212332'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/03/some-scientific-findings.html' title='Some Scientific Findings'/><author><name>eBridesMaid</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01264759410359158871</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cSCXNPzCZDw/TiubV84QMbI/AAAAAAAAAFM/Wdixy9d3E4g/s220/mywebface.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2675121052862797202.post-2597231124130553073</id><published>2009-03-10T13:20:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-10T13:20:48.114-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I guess I am fed up</title><content type='html'>I guess I am fed up with the “shallowness” of my neighbors…and Administrator ____ and their need to make in roads with the Adminitrator here…a woman who I THOUGHT was a good Christian. MANY MOONS AGO.&lt;br /&gt;We both need prayer…one that I do not become fearful or sick over her need to boss me around. LIKE A TEN YEAR OLD&lt;br /&gt;It is called “control” and she has become…I think…”a control freak”…&lt;br /&gt;AND SHE LIKES “SNITCHES”&lt;br /&gt;HER GREATEST FAULT IS IN NOT TREATING US LIKE “ADULTS”…&lt;br /&gt;SHE LOVES THE POWER THIS JOB AFFORDS HER. SHE IS THE ADMINISTRATOR OF A HUD FACILITY (WHICH INCLUDES OVER 100 PEOPLE)…SOME POOR AND OTHERS SICK VERY SICK.&lt;br /&gt;PRAY FOR US PLEASE. AND MY BRANDNEW GREAT GRANDSON _____ WHOM I HAVE YET TO SEE.&lt;br /&gt;IN CHRIST&lt;br /&gt;JO&lt;br /&gt;(JOE IS MALE OF JOSEPH)&lt;br /&gt;PRAY I DO NOT LOSE MY SENSE OF HUMOUR…WHICH THEY ARE OFFENDED B…PRAY FOR ________ WHO JUST IGNORES ME AND _________ WHO CAUGHT THE FLUE AFTER TAKING THE SHOTS…HERE. (PRAY FOR _______ WHO WAS FORCED INTO A CARE HOME BY HER GRAND DAUGHTER.)&lt;br /&gt;PEOPLE DISAPPEAR HERE INTO “CARE” HOMES…&lt;br /&gt;OR THEY MOVE TO A WIDOWED DAUGHTERS HOME&lt;br /&gt;OR THEY DIE.&lt;br /&gt;death seems the easy way out.&lt;br /&gt;I MUST LEARN TO DEAL WITH ALL THIS SADNESS AND APATHY………one walks arond like a zombie…&lt;br /&gt;she is on doctor prescribed drugs.&lt;br /&gt;He is also my doctor by the way.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2675121052862797202-2597231124130553073?l=crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/feeds/2597231124130553073/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/03/i-guess-i-am-fed-up.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/2597231124130553073'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/2597231124130553073'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/03/i-guess-i-am-fed-up.html' title='I guess I am fed up'/><author><name>eBridesMaid</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01264759410359158871</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cSCXNPzCZDw/TiubV84QMbI/AAAAAAAAAFM/Wdixy9d3E4g/s220/mywebface.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2675121052862797202.post-8950942316664308055</id><published>2009-03-03T09:52:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-03T09:52:32.296-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Windshield Warrior: The Cover Letter</title><content type='html'>Dear _____________ Employee,&lt;br /&gt;Please, if you have a few moments, take a few moments and read this letter, before deciding whether you should take more than a few moments and work through the first chapter of my book, ________.&lt;br /&gt;Over twenty years ago, my lovely, beautiful, Christian wife, ______, divorced me. She divorced me for what could only be called good cause by you, by every decent Christian who understandably believes in biblical grounds for divorce and remarriage. The fact that I truly believed in Jesus Christ as who, quite simply, He claimed to be would have been beyond dispute to anyone who knew me, or ______, for I did, even though I had fallen into the midst of the sludge, the slime and the ugliness of great depravity. One night, after resigning from my job after being accused of something I actually wasn’t guilty of, bowing down to my knees to pray one last time, before I killed myself, the Lord, in a very audible voice, spoke to me and said, quite simply, “If you do this thing, you will go to hell.” He spoke to me on a few other occasions during that time, a time in which Christians of all suits told me various things regarding my marriage, e.g., that ______ had to forgive me, because forgiveness was not a choice for a Christian; that I had, in fact, broken the one flesh covenant, and I should with _______ well; that marriage was holy in a away I couldn’t understand; that I should just move on, given this new lease on life I’d been given, etcetera. My sister, a bright Christian who’d graduated from Stanford, even bought me a Christian book on the subject of divorce and remarriage. During this time I memorized the two great commandments God gives mankind, and everything was love. Yet, on one occasion, after a fairly heart-wrenching interaction with ______, who was now dating the upstanding Christian man she would eventually marry, I kneeled outside of the house I lived in, in the backyard. With one fist raised in the air, I raised my voice to heaven, crying, “All I want to know is the truth; all I want to know is the truth!”&lt;br /&gt;Some time after my interaction with _____ and my subsequent cry to the Lord, He led me outside again, to the same spot in the backyard, where He made a promise to me, saying, “Put away the books; depend solely on Me, My Word, and My Sprit, and I shall guide you into the truth.” [Title of book] integrates all of pertinent Scripture on the critical subject of marriage, the foundation of the life and well-being of mankind on earth, specifically providing a clean resolution to the Luke 16:18/Matthew 19:9 Scriptural puzzle without fudging over the clear meaning of a Greek word, without butchering the grammar, without dismissing the all-encompassing nature of the unconditional assertion Christ makes in Luke 16:18 for the first time in history. Importantly, it does so with a clarity that Christians all over the world will understand and embrace.&lt;br /&gt;On October 27, 2008, after I’d dropped off the Preface, and Chapters 3 and 4 to him, your employer, the publisher, __________, wrote me a letter regarding Chapter 4 wherein he wrote, “While it addresses significant issues for our times, our business model allows only a select number on new products each year, each with a very specific messasge and each focused on a very specific audience.” If my book does what I claim that it does, what member of any audience _________ has in mind will not be compelled to purchase this book before purchasing any other book he intends to publish, distribute and market this year? Can you think of one, when you consider, also, all of the pain, heartache, alienation and, of course, the evisceration of the faith of young children that divorce and remarriage has caused within the body of Christ? Indeed, if my book accomplishes what I claim that it does, do you believe the cumulative value of every book ________ publishes this year and in years to come will compare to [title]?&lt;br /&gt;Now, the beauty of my claim to you, my friend in Christ, is that I’m either crazy as a loon better suited on a loony tune cartoon, or I’m telling you the truth, since, of course, I having nothing to gain by lying to you. Evidence upon which one might make a sound determination of which of those two options is true begins with what’s inside the manila envelop on your windshield in Chapter 1, a chapter that, ironically, has both nothing and everything to do with the subject at hand.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sincerely,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;a gentleman who insists on leaving several copies of the same manuscript on the windshields of a random selection of the cars in our parking lot, about once a month. Because the note includes no contact information whatsoever, we are powerless to save any trees killed in the continuance of our regular “correspondence”. As the manuscript is almost as entertaining as the cover letter, I will chunk it and include it in future posts. We will call him our “Windshield Warrior”.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2675121052862797202-8950942316664308055?l=crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/feeds/8950942316664308055/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/03/windshield-warrior-cover-letter.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/8950942316664308055'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/8950942316664308055'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/03/windshield-warrior-cover-letter.html' title='Windshield Warrior: The Cover Letter'/><author><name>eBridesMaid</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01264759410359158871</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cSCXNPzCZDw/TiubV84QMbI/AAAAAAAAAFM/Wdixy9d3E4g/s220/mywebface.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2675121052862797202.post-5276192997873088015</id><published>2009-02-23T08:03:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-23T08:03:37.388-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Saint Dymphna Part 4</title><content type='html'>True prayer work &amp; relationship proceeds from an unphantomized personality, noble desire &amp; aggression &amp; realized mind in a vessel of beautylit by the Torah. Where the beholder &amp; beheld are in love with the Rabbi’s question: “What is this livingness, I, and my neighbor, are; &amp; thou art, too, O Lord &amp; Lady? Knock; seek; ask; persevere: and it will be opened found; given: heaven resists no one who persevers. Nothing will be hidden. No mysteries unrevealed. If you take enough to the show. Can read the book that’s you &amp; laugh at yourself as you take practice with the crazies?&lt;br /&gt;Men who rule the world’s 7 billion stonechildren w/ limited &amp; valuable time, talent &amp; resources. You realize it’s an impossible job of salvation w/out war as Torah of the cross &amp; slim pickings on an avenue of the righteous. Without prayer &amp; accord w; creation &amp; destruction as in the rosary’s 4 firemen on the world’s conflagration &amp; great negative tendencies; who can find salvation on the blazing day of the Lord &amp; Lords wrath? Fear their will; but trust Jesus + Mary who test drove &amp; debugged their witness &amp; companionship w/ us when similarly tried.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2675121052862797202-5276192997873088015?l=crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/feeds/5276192997873088015/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/02/saint-dymphna-part-4.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/5276192997873088015'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/5276192997873088015'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/02/saint-dymphna-part-4.html' title='Saint Dymphna Part 4'/><author><name>eBridesMaid</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01264759410359158871</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cSCXNPzCZDw/TiubV84QMbI/AAAAAAAAAFM/Wdixy9d3E4g/s220/mywebface.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2675121052862797202.post-8885500233519074272</id><published>2009-02-23T08:02:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-23T08:02:55.809-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Saint Dymphna Part 3</title><content type='html'>Where ever two or more pair of a blessed relationship are gathered as in the names of G_d in our presence.&lt;br /&gt;There we are in the midst of them as a minyan of the two. For shammosim of all beatitudes &amp; afikoman of all showbreads. In loving relationships covenanting only monogynous monotheism with us as beatific vision. Of ideal self eternally identified with as witness and ideal opposite immortally attracted to for companion.&lt;br /&gt;Hear, o Israel: it is in the language of this male and female grammating the name of G_d into the rosary’s illusionless hope &amp; works; unconditional love &amp; sacrifice revealing in the matsay of the cross absolute faith in an ideal law. That my, Lord + Lady, epitomize the essence of: G_d law messiah construct hidden in the uncarved block of humanity as its heterosexual response ability divinization &amp; immortal &amp; eternal anthropomorphization. An imperishable vision &amp; life of righteousness in the land as Emmanuel &amp; nair tomid.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2675121052862797202-8885500233519074272?l=crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/feeds/8885500233519074272/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/02/saint-dymphna-part-3.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/8885500233519074272'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/8885500233519074272'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/02/saint-dymphna-part-3.html' title='Saint Dymphna Part 3'/><author><name>eBridesMaid</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01264759410359158871</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cSCXNPzCZDw/TiubV84QMbI/AAAAAAAAAFM/Wdixy9d3E4g/s220/mywebface.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2675121052862797202.post-5323464323968896317</id><published>2009-02-16T08:33:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-16T08:34:07.676-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Prophet</title><content type='html'>I was in the middle of a nasty spiritual battle, actually my first one. After asking God to use me as a vessel in the upper prayer room; He quickly responded by giving me a gift, spiritual ones. discerment, Giving, and certainly not least Prophecy. I have been on the run ever since October 4, 2007.&lt;br /&gt;He put the fear of Him inside me so deeply that I did not thin k I would ever see grace and favor. On 1 Oct 2007 I put up my full trust in the Lord and turned down the Budweiser I had in my hand. The Malboro Lights went down the toliet in Nov 2006 (19). He came to me and I was on fire!&lt;br /&gt;Being in the military, especially after being in Iraq, I was trained persay not to cry. The sick, lame, and lazy is how you were viewed, or how I became labeled from going to the desert, crazy, is more better. (lol)&lt;br /&gt;I am a 25 year old disable veteran of the Iraq stupid war.&lt;br /&gt;Today, the twelvthe day of Christmas, I took my dog for a walk and at the end of the trail were actually knights with shiny armor on. I looked around and finally enjoyed His sense of humor as I have an actually mini-sized knight (18” tall)!  a dream, a secret dream I only dreamed to see was right in front of me. With a huge smile I got back in my rental car. Oh yeah after my dad lost his job, I was “T-boned” or struck on the “RIGHT” side of my brand new car God blessed with with. I didn’t even like it so he took it away.&lt;br /&gt;My point is this, thank you. Thank you whomever drew the cover with the white horse I dreamed about and saw the nextday. My tattoo (back in my wild days) of the branches of fruit with grapes. The schoffer, I’ll always call it a ram’s horn, the spirit told me to sound. (I still don’t understand that?) the fire that did not consume me when Death was at my bedside last week and in which my spirit is on for Christ again! The scroll for the solid word I’m back into as of today! To me, the River of Life the purplish-blue wave looks like. A current teaching wrapped up last week. Of course the Topic of Headline, Prophesy that is underlined.&lt;br /&gt;WOW! I looked at the picture and saw I had been all of those events in the last three months of that year – 2007.&lt;br /&gt;My car is still in the body shop as I made my 7th payment on it yesterday. Even though the other person at fault without insurance is suing me, I’ll be okay! I see how the world works. Its not my place to try and seek revenge but to just thank God we were all okay not even bruised as the curtain airbags fell? Everyone was with their own family for the holidays.&lt;br /&gt;[I didn’t even know what a prohpet was as I was in the shade geared up next to Abraham’s birthplace. Maybe, the prophet was right? I should act my age, then and now. I was twenty-one thinking like I was in a mid-life crises. I’m 25 and am so hard on myself as I stand in and on a crossroad of my life.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2675121052862797202-5323464323968896317?l=crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/feeds/5323464323968896317/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/02/prophet.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/5323464323968896317'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/5323464323968896317'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/02/prophet.html' title='The Prophet'/><author><name>eBridesMaid</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01264759410359158871</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cSCXNPzCZDw/TiubV84QMbI/AAAAAAAAAFM/Wdixy9d3E4g/s220/mywebface.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2675121052862797202.post-2265008720799253321</id><published>2009-02-09T12:58:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-09T12:59:20.853-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Dear ministry Part 1</title><content type='html'>Please intercede and pray “AGONIZINGLY” and daily for and on behalf of two precious Christians who have been courting consistently in a divinely orchestrated romance that it heaven – sent! Please intercede and pray for God to mightily implant romantic love love love in both hearts for the other one!&lt;br /&gt;Please intercede and pray for God to permeate this entire relationship with His perfect Peace and His extreme FAVOR and with the extreme FAVOR of man! Please Intercede and pray for God to divinely orchestrate EVERYTHING in this relationship To make it altogether wonderful!&lt;br /&gt;Please intercede and pray for God to CAUSE Male “J” to be the one to pursue, seek, Initiate, plan, long for, orchestrate, “set-up” dates, events, circumstances, details, Etc. with female “M” with the might HAND of God to be upon every aspect of Their God-ordained romance and relationship! Please intercede and pray for God To give the two of them great WISDOM!&lt;br /&gt;Please intercede and pray for God to richly bless their entire relationship with GREAT Peace, joy laughter, favor, fun, humor, peace, wonder, loveliness, beauty, romance, romance, romance, dignity, respect, honor, HARMONY, HARMONY HARMONY!! And with SURPRISES, SURPRISES, SURPRISES from His Hand!!&lt;br /&gt;Please intercede and pray for God to CAUSE great, mighty, repeated confirmation, Assurance, reassurances that they should be together with God using HIS WORD, Numerous and repeated PROPHECIES, numerous and repeated VISIONS, numerous And repeated DREAMS, and true ROMANTIC love love love in both hearts for the Other one!!&lt;br /&gt;Please intercede and pray for God to CAUSE wicked and envious and lustful “A” and other To be separated from BOTH of them and to NEVER be able to come between them In any way whatsoever forevermore! And please intercede and pray for God to Mightily and permanently PREVENT ALL ALL ALL the sexual, sensual, ungodly, Lustful, enticing, perverted “come-ons”, innuendos, enticements, flirtations, passes And everything that is evil, wicked, unclean, sinful against these two servants of the LORD!!&lt;br /&gt;Please intercede and pray for God to divinely orchestrate and mightily bless their entire courtship, engagement, wedding plan, wedding, reception, honeymoon, intimacy, marriage, lives with His love, peace, favor, prosperity, blessings, portions FOREVER. AMEN!!! That you and God bless you!!!&lt;br /&gt;Please also intercede and pray for both of them to be EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE To each other in every possible way – in dress, attire, grooming, appearance, voice, Demeanor, behavior, mannerisms, etc. so that the two will delight in each other and Rejoice concerning each other at all times deeply loving one another! AMEN!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;My favorite part of this particular letter is that is accompanied by a bunch of Disney princess stickers, slapped all over the margins.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2675121052862797202-2265008720799253321?l=crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/feeds/2265008720799253321/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/02/dear-ministry-part-1.html#comment-form' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/2265008720799253321'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/2265008720799253321'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/02/dear-ministry-part-1.html' title='Dear ministry Part 1'/><author><name>eBridesMaid</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01264759410359158871</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cSCXNPzCZDw/TiubV84QMbI/AAAAAAAAAFM/Wdixy9d3E4g/s220/mywebface.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2675121052862797202.post-4849890876074306959</id><published>2009-02-02T08:50:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-02T08:51:44.809-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Senatorial Election Write-In Pamphlet</title><content type='html'>___ feels President Bush has surrounded himself with “yes” people of incompetent strategic capabilities (especially Vice-President Cheney and Secretary of State Rice). The one man who stood up to President Bush, Colin Powell was forced out by jealous vindictive Presidential wannabes. In ____’s opinion, Vice-President Cheney should have been advisor to President Bush and Colin Powell Vice-President.&lt;br /&gt;Personal: Believes Leonardo daVinci was, by far the greatest genius who ever lived. Why? He did not complete designing the submarine understanding the horror its surprise destruction could do to an enemy (unlike Albert Einstein who invented nuclear power).&lt;br /&gt;Business: Thomas Edison and Alexander Graham Bell were America’s greatest inventors/industrialists. Why? They brought light, hearing, and communications into the world and both were laughed at while they persevered as Noah did in the Bible.&lt;br /&gt;Political: Believes Andrew Jackson, Harry Truman, and Ronald Reagan should be on Mount Rushmore. Why? They all swam against the overwhelming tide and were correct. ____ will fight to get all three on Mount Rushmore!&lt;br /&gt;Note: Jackson, Truman, and Reagan are ____’s favorite presidents with Jackson being #1.&lt;br /&gt;Border Security (Solution): “Seal Borders of U.S.”  _____ feels all illegal immigrants of any heritage should be forbidden from entering this country, and all those who are here need to come forward and become legal or be deported. ____ knows National Security “TRUMPS” all illegal discussions and petty congressional squabbles. Why? We are at war! Either you are legal or you cannot get into the United States!&lt;br /&gt;Flag Desecration: Honor of Flag…period says ____. When ____ becomes a United States Senator he will lead the charge to make it illegal for anyone to desecrate (destroy a sacred property) on U.S. soil period. Why? 73% of Americans say they do not want Old Glory harmed! That’s why!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2675121052862797202-4849890876074306959?l=crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/feeds/4849890876074306959/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/02/senatorial-election-write-in-pamphlet.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/4849890876074306959'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/4849890876074306959'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/02/senatorial-election-write-in-pamphlet.html' title='Senatorial Election Write-In Pamphlet'/><author><name>eBridesMaid</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01264759410359158871</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cSCXNPzCZDw/TiubV84QMbI/AAAAAAAAAFM/Wdixy9d3E4g/s220/mywebface.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2675121052862797202.post-5883447795174443237</id><published>2009-01-26T09:08:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-26T09:08:24.959-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Saint Dymphna Part 2</title><content type='html'>The Critical path of civilization is the stream of heterosexual response ability in its deserts &amp; oases. Where the arguement is: “the” Mother + Child.&lt;br /&gt;Behold Jesus + Mary stand at the door of you Heart &amp; Knock. Offering reciprocal hope, love, faith &amp; service, to those who open &amp; perseveir in rescueing dieing: Honor, devotion, knowledge &amp; duty from the triage stations of Babylons Minstrel show &amp; merry-go-rounds. Overcoming all odds as they did: to them will be given all maturity here &amp; hereafter. Even to a place on the throne of God. Not so the wicked, not so. Entering eternity as whaleshit &amp; manure for the universe, or to a second death.&lt;br /&gt;Breathes there a man with soul so dead that never to himself has said these two are like my own wife &amp; child. And felt as when his heart burst w. loyality devotion &amp; honor of responsible sexuality knowing full well the sacrifices entailed in his duty. Can a woman not identify w/ the Christ child + Mary as she planed &amp; hoped, carrying her own child to term? Or obscure her husband’s pride when she passed the precious bundle from her breasts into his hands?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2675121052862797202-5883447795174443237?l=crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/feeds/5883447795174443237/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/01/saint-dymphna-part-2.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/5883447795174443237'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/5883447795174443237'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/01/saint-dymphna-part-2.html' title='Saint Dymphna Part 2'/><author><name>eBridesMaid</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01264759410359158871</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cSCXNPzCZDw/TiubV84QMbI/AAAAAAAAAFM/Wdixy9d3E4g/s220/mywebface.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2675121052862797202.post-6152519948121282933</id><published>2009-01-19T08:42:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-19T08:42:58.041-08:00</updated><title type='text'>We are leaning on the computer to much</title><content type='html'>We are leaning to much on the computer&lt;br /&gt;I used to volunteer at ________ in the Adm Building, before the computeer came in I saw pastors in the hall ways talking to each other getting information the needed. The had a conferess room that was quite big and I would work in there most of the time it had a large table and twelve chairs but as time went on file cabinets were moved in and more time computer paper in.&lt;br /&gt;They moved a computeer in for the reseptionist to use which I did not like.&lt;br /&gt;I asked one of the pastor “if the could show me how to cook” and I got a no answer telling one of the pastors after she was not a doctor. The only thing I know how to cook was oatmeal.&lt;br /&gt;We are leaning on the computer to much.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2675121052862797202-6152519948121282933?l=crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/feeds/6152519948121282933/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/01/we-are-leaning-on-computer-to-much.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/6152519948121282933'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/6152519948121282933'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/01/we-are-leaning-on-computer-to-much.html' title='We are leaning on the computer to much'/><author><name>eBridesMaid</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01264759410359158871</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cSCXNPzCZDw/TiubV84QMbI/AAAAAAAAAFM/Wdixy9d3E4g/s220/mywebface.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2675121052862797202.post-4169886917382083257</id><published>2009-01-12T16:15:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-12T16:15:58.014-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Saint Dymphna Part 1</title><content type='html'>The souvenir Piece of Boy &amp; Girl is: One Massive Mental Health and the post graduate course to the rosaries idea of the good, i.e. the purification of heterosexual response ability, or life in a garbage can as a basket case &amp; entrapped abortion of annihilation. Love can be very real &amp; sudden death w/ the big boys, hideing behind a skirt.&lt;br /&gt;It’s not a good idea to get love as cart before the horse of a crucifixion concealing the pathological soul killing of a scapegoat as the nth. degree of charity. This is the amusement of dishonorable men &amp; women &amp; the torah of deception. Not he torah of the good sheperd &amp; shepherdess of Israel.&lt;br /&gt;The AntiqueClass: Icons Are NOT Paperdolls nor the demonic presences you get when channeling like an incubile putae worshiper of Hugh Heffners heavenly airbrushed unmakeable nubile nifty lilliths. No icons connect you w/ immortals, alive &amp; well living in heaven, reliably reported willing to be your choice of a better nature&amp; destiny. Through sympathetic practise w. the ideal they represent many victorious over outrageous misfortune. Old friends to practice the crazies with&lt;br /&gt;The Artist’s Patrons: Mom &amp; Dad Bonding is Yesod. Bonding is foundational &amp; transferable throughout life to your own family to God to country to neighbors; to work and the poorer. Where bonding says: may they always be right &amp; I contribute to their good order but right or wrong I embrace them all. Personally relating to them w/ loving kindness, service &amp; gratitude. Just as they are. The quality &amp; amplitude of bonding really seperates the stonechildren from the sons &amp; Daughters of the blessings, opening for the latter the most meaningful turnstyles of life. Whereas the former burden all.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2675121052862797202-4169886917382083257?l=crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/feeds/4169886917382083257/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/01/saint-dymphna-part-1.html#comment-form' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/4169886917382083257'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/4169886917382083257'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/01/saint-dymphna-part-1.html' title='Saint Dymphna Part 1'/><author><name>eBridesMaid</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01264759410359158871</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cSCXNPzCZDw/TiubV84QMbI/AAAAAAAAAFM/Wdixy9d3E4g/s220/mywebface.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2675121052862797202.post-8532385220278219664</id><published>2009-01-12T10:28:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-12T10:29:23.217-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Law Suite</title><content type='html'>I have the Best Story for you to Publish I was Set up &amp; my lawyer told me that I can file a law Suite even file a Law Suite on my Mom &amp; Dad Knowing that they made me sleep out side from 10-11-03 to 11-13-03 &amp; stay out side 24-7 out in the Freezen Cold plus my mom &amp; Dad &amp; I was told by My ED-Parole Office that they can Abuse Me. And he said if I do or say anything that he will put me in Jail &amp; Prison so he had the copy in Hannibal set me up That’s wrong…plus I have U.S. Government as my Witnesses plus on Top of that my Step Mom cousin is ED-President L.B.D. Johnson plus I have some cop’s on my side that R-my Witnesse’s I have 3# in Quincy IL.cop’s plus my Dr. in Quincy IL. OK plus 4th cop’s in Hannibal MO. plus 2# cop’s in Ewing MO. &amp; A-Prison Guard &amp; U.S. Marine Staff SGT. William Lee III &amp; family &amp; Friends’ nau on Top of all that the Judge hau is Sentencing Me is my Witness plus his Asst. &amp; 2# other people in the courthouse plus on top of that Mom &amp; Dad work for the State of MO &amp; I 6# people as my Witnesse’s how work for the State of MO ….&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;and so on for 6 pages, some of them written upside down.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2675121052862797202-8532385220278219664?l=crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/feeds/8532385220278219664/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/01/law-suite.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/8532385220278219664'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/8532385220278219664'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2009/01/law-suite.html' title='Law Suite'/><author><name>eBridesMaid</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01264759410359158871</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cSCXNPzCZDw/TiubV84QMbI/AAAAAAAAAFM/Wdixy9d3E4g/s220/mywebface.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2675121052862797202.post-8665143092670281721</id><published>2008-12-31T10:38:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-31T10:38:49.536-08:00</updated><title type='text'>worst cover letter EVER</title><content type='html'>Good evening, I hope you are well. My name is David and I live in Pennsylvania. I am originally from New York. I am a white male 39 years old, six feet tall with dark brown hair and I weigh 175 pounds. I have a job and I rent my own apartment. Using my college education of English and Writing Composition I wrote a crime thriller, an action packed mystery/suspense story that took me two years to write. I used six different dictionary’s and four different thesauruses and I built a story of great interest. I did it to do two things; to let my creative imagination run wild with a gripping exciting story, and to make money. Real money! We both have a lot of money to make with this book. When you get into the story and you discover who the people are and what they are doing you will see how the pages flow like water and grip the read with a fast pace.&lt;br /&gt; I have included the synopsis of what the story is to help you understand in full what a crime/chiller this book is. I know it is not easy to read someone else’s work to try and discover how good a book is. I’m certain many people have come to you claiming to have great novels and claim their book deserves to be published, and only then you find out their work was garbage. I acknowledge your frustration, and I respect your efforts.&lt;br /&gt; The reason I feel my book is good enough to be published is this; I had to pay one of my college professors to read my pages to correct spelling and punctuation and grammar. After reading my book he said he like what he saw and that, and these are his words, “The pages flow like water, with the story getting stronger and more intense as you go on!”&lt;br /&gt; These words coming from a teacher that I always thought was too strict and emotionless meant a lot to me and they always will. Well, I’ve fixed all errors, put all paragraphs in correct form and finished the entire book. It took me over two years to do this. I am an adult and I wrote this book for adults. My book is for an adult reader the same way Mario Puzo’s book The Godfather is for adults. In 1969 he received a found hundred thousand dollar check from a publisher for that book and to be fair it was a great exciting novel. I myself have read it many times and I learned a great deal about writing from his books.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2675121052862797202-8665143092670281721?l=crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/feeds/8665143092670281721/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2008/12/worst-cover-letter-ever.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/8665143092670281721'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/8665143092670281721'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2008/12/worst-cover-letter-ever.html' title='worst cover letter EVER'/><author><name>eBridesMaid</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01264759410359158871</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cSCXNPzCZDw/TiubV84QMbI/AAAAAAAAAFM/Wdixy9d3E4g/s220/mywebface.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2675121052862797202.post-6697465162014522531</id><published>2008-12-31T10:36:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-31T10:37:01.815-08:00</updated><title type='text'>very hard for me</title><content type='html'>Its very hard for me. reason, I never married. Now 52 y a lot of people wont come near me. family treat as dirt. Underneath, I know they care. People say I got a dynamic ministry a find encourageing Had some huge prophecies.&lt;br /&gt;Its hard having no boyfriend or few of rejection some married men try it but I know its wrong a wont go down that road.&lt;br /&gt;Pen off. Please reply back.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2675121052862797202-6697465162014522531?l=crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/feeds/6697465162014522531/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2008/12/very-hard-for-me.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/6697465162014522531'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/6697465162014522531'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2008/12/very-hard-for-me.html' title='very hard for me'/><author><name>eBridesMaid</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01264759410359158871</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cSCXNPzCZDw/TiubV84QMbI/AAAAAAAAAFM/Wdixy9d3E4g/s220/mywebface.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2675121052862797202.post-7386004851763532084</id><published>2008-12-31T10:33:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-31T10:35:28.374-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Treason!!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; 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&lt;![endif]--&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 6pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial;"&gt;Treason!!!&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 6pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial;"&gt;The financial meltdown was all planned and will continue!&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 6pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial;"&gt;Powerful member of Congress and the leadership of our financial markets are in on it as well as other powerful and wealthy citizens around the country. Senators Dodd, Schumer and Biden are the primary “Conspiracy” managers from Congress’s sides. The “Lobby” is responsible from the financial side…You know what I mean.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 6pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial;"&gt;The conspirators described above, undertook a plan, at our citizens expense, to survive this trauma by building and sealing themselves into self contained, self-sufficient cities until the natural traumas pass. Two of the three cities are underground. They have been under construction for more than a decade and have hermetically sealed entries much like that of &lt;st1:placename st="on"&gt;Cheyenne&lt;/st1:placename&gt; &lt;st1:placetype st="on"&gt;Mountain&lt;/st1:placetype&gt; in &lt;st1:state st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;Colorado&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:state&gt;, the Air Force NORAD Base. This hermetic seal will keep contaminated atmospheric air out of their environment in an attempt to preserve their future from the potential threatening doom of these pending natural disasters predicted by geologist and others.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 6pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial;"&gt;Dodd, for example, turned because of his little children, to give them a chance at life. I could almost forgive him that…………..almost. I’m sure that same reason applies for some of the others.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 6pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial;"&gt;The Papacy and the Israeli’s control the two underground cities. The third location is right out of “Start Trek”.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 6pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Calibri;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 6pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 6pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Courier;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2675121052862797202-7386004851763532084?l=crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/feeds/7386004851763532084/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2008/12/treason.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/7386004851763532084'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2675121052862797202/posts/default/7386004851763532084'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crazyfunnyletterstotheeditor.blogspot.com/2008/12/treason.html' title='Treason!!!'/><author><name>eBridesMaid</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01264759410359158871</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cSCXNPzCZDw/TiubV84QMbI/AAAAAAAAAFM/Wdixy9d3E4g/s220/mywebface.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
