Monday, February 9, 2009

Dear ministry Part 1

Please intercede and pray “AGONIZINGLY” and daily for and on behalf of two precious Christians who have been courting consistently in a divinely orchestrated romance that it heaven – sent! Please intercede and pray for God to mightily implant romantic love love love in both hearts for the other one!
Please intercede and pray for God to permeate this entire relationship with His perfect Peace and His extreme FAVOR and with the extreme FAVOR of man! Please Intercede and pray for God to divinely orchestrate EVERYTHING in this relationship To make it altogether wonderful!
Please intercede and pray for God to CAUSE Male “J” to be the one to pursue, seek, Initiate, plan, long for, orchestrate, “set-up” dates, events, circumstances, details, Etc. with female “M” with the might HAND of God to be upon every aspect of Their God-ordained romance and relationship! Please intercede and pray for God To give the two of them great WISDOM!
Please intercede and pray for God to richly bless their entire relationship with GREAT Peace, joy laughter, favor, fun, humor, peace, wonder, loveliness, beauty, romance, romance, romance, dignity, respect, honor, HARMONY, HARMONY HARMONY!! And with SURPRISES, SURPRISES, SURPRISES from His Hand!!
Please intercede and pray for God to CAUSE great, mighty, repeated confirmation, Assurance, reassurances that they should be together with God using HIS WORD, Numerous and repeated PROPHECIES, numerous and repeated VISIONS, numerous And repeated DREAMS, and true ROMANTIC love love love in both hearts for the Other one!!
Please intercede and pray for God to CAUSE wicked and envious and lustful “A” and other To be separated from BOTH of them and to NEVER be able to come between them In any way whatsoever forevermore! And please intercede and pray for God to Mightily and permanently PREVENT ALL ALL ALL the sexual, sensual, ungodly, Lustful, enticing, perverted “come-ons”, innuendos, enticements, flirtations, passes And everything that is evil, wicked, unclean, sinful against these two servants of the LORD!!
Please intercede and pray for God to divinely orchestrate and mightily bless their entire courtship, engagement, wedding plan, wedding, reception, honeymoon, intimacy, marriage, lives with His love, peace, favor, prosperity, blessings, portions FOREVER. AMEN!!! That you and God bless you!!!
Please also intercede and pray for both of them to be EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE To each other in every possible way – in dress, attire, grooming, appearance, voice, Demeanor, behavior, mannerisms, etc. so that the two will delight in each other and Rejoice concerning each other at all times deeply loving one another! AMEN!!

My favorite part of this particular letter is that is accompanied by a bunch of Disney princess stickers, slapped all over the margins.

3 comments:

  1. This is my favorite one so far. I just wish I knew what happens! I mean, do "J" and "M" get together? Who is "A" and what does he/she want with "J"/"M"? I also LOVE the emphasis on the MOST random of WORDS, WORDS, WORDS!

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  2. I think this letter was written by "M".

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  3. I'm with Kristy... best so far. Especially if it was accompanied by Disney stickers, which really just illustrates the romance of the whole situation. Is this an idea for a book, or a prayer request? Either way, we are entertained. I'm curious to know how the story ends. I hope it's a good ending (which does not include a publishing of course).

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